finder's fee

a finder's fee is the compensation given to an intermediary in a business transaction. usually, there is a causal relationship between the one party and the intermediary (the finder), another relationship between the finder and the second party, and the two parties of the transaction would not have met if it weren't for the work of the finder. such compensation is common in business and is regulated by contractual agreements and law in the united states. a finder's fee can also be a gift from one party of the transaction, who feel morally obligated that the profits of the transaction be shared with the finder for making that transaction possible. source: wikipedia

i was going to offer a dowry, but after researching the practice, i realized it wasn't quite applicable. so, i'm offering a finder's fee. the finder's fee is for anyone who finds me a husband. although this finding is worth much more than monetary compensation, it's what i'm willing to offer. fifty dollars, usd, to whoever finds me a husband.

terms: i have to like the found male. he must like me in return. we must mutally agree to be wed. the finder will play no part in the agreement of said wedding, but will probably be invited to attend. in the event that said wedding does not occur, however promising it may look, the finder will not receive the finder's fee. disputes about these terms can be directed to my hand.

required characteristics of said husband: christian, single, breathing, steadily employed, not living with parents, thinks i'm hilarious.

preferred characteristics of said husband: witty, educated, tall, interested in world travel, handy.

men with a previous marriage and/or children are welcome to apply. men who are currently married, or who use any type of illegal drug, are not.