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this week in review

let's see...

• tuesday i was riding a bus that almost got into a collision. we had to pull over, disembark and get on the next bus that came by.
  


• tuesday night madison experienced the worst blizzard since, like, 1885. 17+ inches of snow. i was snowed in my apartment until wednesday night around 8:30 when a plow finally came by and cleared the area in front of my garage.
  


• wednesday was my first ever snow day. no work, no school. everything in madison shut down. the university even cancelled classes which hasn't happened in, someone said, 30 years. i think it was a degree that day. i stayed inside.
  


• thursday the roads were horrible because of the storm, traffic was unbelievable, i missed the bus and had to drive to school. on the way, i slid on some ice and ran into a parked car, shattering its bumper. barely a scratch on my car and no injuries. i'm convinced the cold contributed to the utter decimation of the bumper because i barely bumped it.
  


• friday i was terrified to drive anywhere but i did. i went with a couple of friends to see the movie invictus. it was pretty good but morgan freeman's accent was embarrassing. and someone did not do their research on south african culture because people were giving and receiving with one hand all over the place. seriously? a matt damon-morgan freeman budget movie couldn't afford a couple of researchers?
  


• saturday had lunch with flav and the kids. blake said my name!!! he's saying all kinds of things now, the best of which is my name. he hasn't put aunt and penny together but he says penny pretty clearly. he's a genius.
  


• this weekend i'm working on two papers, a biostatistics assignment (the last of the semester, woo-hoo! except the final), and a take-home final for another course. all of that is due this week and my biostatistics final is due the 22nd, thus concluding my first semester.

so overall, it was a pretty eventful week. will be glad when this coming week is over and even more glad when i submit my biostats exam. and now, back to homework.

my first real snow

flurries, my you-know-what. we got a real snow! here is a pic of my car's first real snow (this was pretty early, there was a lot more snow in the morning). the scary part was driving in my first real snow. i did fine until i pulled onto my little street where not too many cars had driven and the snow was a bit icy. i missed my driveway when my tires didn't turn but it all turned out ok. it's s'posed to snow pretty much all week but we'll see.

two more weeks of my first semester! aaahhh!!!

it's snowing!

it's snowing today! my first snow! i'm told these are 'snow flurries' and not real snow but as i see it, perfect little snow flakes are falling from the sky, thus it is snowing. they landed on my car as i drove, on my lapel as i walked, and on the windows of the library as i studied before class. snow!

biostatistics

i have a love-hate relationship with biostatistics. mostly i hate it. just spent forty-five minutes on one question for the current assignment. let me clarify: part a of one question. my instructor likes to divide the questions into parts and sub-parts so although it may look relatively harmless and straight-forward, it's actually a seven-page answer to 'one' question. hate. biostatistics.

so that you don't think i'm always complaining, i would like to point to the love part of my relationship with biostatistics. i love it when i'm done with an assignment or class is over. and i'm truly fascinated with the biostatistical basis of my field. i just don't like having to actually do the calculations. statistical analysis software? love it! give it to me! let me play with data all day long. hand calculations of confidence intervals using the chi-square distribution with a paired two-sample experiment? well, you can just take that and - calculate it yourself.

fun with carbon monoxide

so last night, rally and i enjoyed a lovely fire in our wood-burning fireplace. it was warm and pretty and i turned all the lights off and watched a movie while rally sat in front of the fire and watched the flames dance. a little after ten, the fire was out, i closed the floo, and started picking things up around the apartment. about twenty minutes later, the alarm upstairs started beeping and a voice declared, warning: carbon monoxide detected. rally and i raced up the stairs, found a step ladder, and tried to quiet the alarm by pushing the 'hush' button, which made the fire alarm go off and the voice to yell, at the top of its mechanical voice, 'warning: fire', siren, siren, siren, 'warning: fire'. and not quietly, i might add. did i mention this is one of those new-fangled tamper-proof alarms? so i'm standing on the step ladder, jabbing at the 'hush/fire alarm' button and trying to open the linen closet to pull a fan off the top shelf. i get the fan, plug it in, get back on the step ladder, and hold the fan above my head to blow the odorless, poisonous carbon monoxide gas away from the alarm. i know i need to open windows and re-open the floo, but every time i move, the stupid alarm goes off again. after a few minutes, i put down the fan, race to one room, open the window, race to the other room, open the window, jump back on the ladder to set off the fire alarm again, hold the fan up for a few more minutes, set the fan down, race downstairs to open the floo and open another window (because 30-degree air coming in from two windows isn't enough), race back upstairs, jump back on the ladder, and proceed to set the fire alarm off again in my attempt to shut off the carbon monoxide alarm. i'm. not. kidding. although i did ask the alarm at one point, out loud, 'are you kidding me?' so let's go back to this tamper-proof bunch of boloney. just because there's no battery to remove does not mean it's tamper-proof. all you have to do is wrench the stupid thing off the ceiling and untwist the cap things holding all the wires together.

you think it's over don't you.

i finally get the alarm to shut the hello-dolly up, my arms are about to fall off from holding the stupid fan above my head, my legs are about to give out from standing on a step ladder and running all over the house, i'm fuh-reezing because all of my windows are open and it's eleven o-clock at night and any minute now i'm expecting my doorbell to be rung by a neighbor or the fire department - oh! i forgot to mention that in the midst of the chaos, i was trying to look up the fire department's non-911 phone number in a totally useless phonebook (while standing on the ladder and holding the fan). never found it, btw. and no one rang the bell. i did a self assessment for carbon monoxide poisoning but i wasn't nauseous or sluggish (although the adrenaline could have counter-acted that) so i felt it was safe to close the downstairs windows and call it a night. i decided to risk leaving the floo open; whatever crawled in, crawled in, that's rally's department. apparently, i've never raised (or lowered) the blinds in my living room because i spent the about fifteen minutes trying to get the stupid things down. up, down, up, down, up, up, dow-nope, up. i was pretty sure i was going to rip them off the wall and have to hang up a classy sheet or piece of foil to cover the window, but i finally got them down and added them to my list of things to talk to the property manager about.

around midnight i got into bed, second-floor windows still open, electric blanket on. i woke up successfully this morning so i'm going to assume the carbon monoxide dissipated to the alarm's satisfaction.

looking forward to the fire tonight.

synthetic christmas trees

i would like to invite comments regarding synthetic christmas trees. please include your name.

fun with credit card companies

so after listening to, 'if this is penny d, press 1,' repeated over and over on my voicemail all day, i finally decided to call chase credit card fraud department and find out what was going on. i called the number on my caller id and the mechanical voice on the other end asked for my six-digit verification number. i tried to explain to the robot that i did not have such a number and thus, could not give it to him (it was a male robot), but he kept asking for the number and when i wouldn't give it to him, he hung up on me. so then i had to look up the number on the website where i had the privilege of waiting to speak to a customer service agent who transferred me to the fraud department. there, i got to speak to a woman i could barely understand (and i'm pretty good with accents) and who took several minutes to find the verification questions she needed to prove i was who i said i was. i'm not exaggerating, several minutes. finally, she began asking me questions, most of which i had to ask her to repeat because i couldn't understand her and because she was asking about things like my address from a hundred and fifty years ago. the best part was when she said, 'yes, that's right' to my response regarding when i graduated. i know when i graduated! yay for me! finally, after several excruciating questions and answers, she was satisfied that i was, indeed, penny d black and could get to the real meat of the phone call. she needed to confirm that i had changed my address and phone number but she kept asking if i had received a change of address and then she changed to had i recently changed my address (why, yes, this morning, on-line, in fact). i hadn't wanted to change my phone number but the system wouldn't let me proceed until i changed it so i put in a 555 number. i thought about putting 867-5309 but someone probably has that number and i didn't want to cause even more problems. then she verified a recent purchase, changed my phone number back to what it should be, confirmed i had received my new card last month (that i still haven't activated), and thanked me for calling. so, so painful.

here's the kicker. the only reason i went on-line this morning to change my address with the credit card was because my netflix account is on hold due to my zip code with netflix not matching my zip code with the credit card. geesh!

thanksgiving 2

mmm, i just finished a turkey and cranberry in a biscuit sandwich, all leftovers from yesterday's fabulous meal prepared by flavia and blake. well, technically, i bought and brought the cranberry sauce but flav opened it, stuck a spoon in it, and put it on the table. oh, and i ran to the grocery store for cans of pitted olives after we discovered flav had bought pit-ful olives. how can you eat pit-ful olives off your fingers? (answer: you can't) the five of us (sam, flav, blake, ziva, and i) had a wonderful thanksgiving and i was sent home with lots of leftovers for which i am thankful.

i am also happy to report that i got a 93 on my second epidemiology exam. this is the class in which i failed the first exam so it was really important that i do well on the second exam. and i did. and i am thankful.

you should probably sit down for this next announcement if you're not already. i went shopping today. it's true. i braved the masses and went to target. i needed a couple of things and i thought if i waited until about 10:30 or 11 it wouldn't be so bad. i was wrong (i didn't get a 93 in day-after-thanksgiving-shopping). it actually wasn't horrible but it wasn't fun. at one point i almost abandoned my cart and left just out of panic over the number of people in every row. but i persevered and when i went to check out, there was actually a checker looking for customers! worked out for both of us. i was thankful.

in other news, it didn't snow yesterday. it's a beautiful, clear day today, about 40 degrees, and the sun is shining. i am thankful.

thanksgiving

i am thankful i have no classes until next tuesday. one week of not having to go to school. i have plenty of homework and studying to do, but i don't actually have to go to class.

i am thankful i went to trader joe's today when only half of madison had the same idea rather than tomorrow when the other half and surrounding areas go to get their thanksgiving dinner fixin's.

i am thankful my epidemiology exam is over and that i have no more exams in that class.

i am thankful that in a couple of days, i get to see blake and ziva and eat turkey.

i am thankful noone can see me wearing my snuggie right now.

my rapscalion

until now, i've resisted writing about rally as i am avidly avoiding being known as the crazy cat lady. but i thought i'd write one post, devoted solely to her because there are so many cute things she does. she's a constant source of entertainment. here are the top 8 (i couldn't think of 10. there are, i'm sure, i just couldn't think of 2 more):

1. she likes soda. as i mostly drink diet coke and fresca, that's what she drinks as well. oh, don't freak out, it's not like i pour it in her bowl, i just let her lick the empty glass or can. this is, of course, after defending my drink for however long it takes me to drink it. not so much cute as annoying, but unusual anyway.

2. she plays fetch. she has a fuzzy little ball that she carries in her mouth and keeps in her food bowl when she's not playing with it so she won't lose it. she drops the ball in my lap, i throw it across the room and she tears after it. when she's got it in her mouth again, she comes back to me, drops it in my lap again, and looks up at me expectantly. she will keep doing this until i get bored.

3. she waits at the second-to-the-top stair until she's sure i'm ready to go downstairs. as soon as i take the first step down, she turns around and runs, full speed, down the stairs. sometimes she can't keep up with herself and kind of sprawls at the bottom for a second. it's pretty funny.

4. every morning, as soon as i show the first sign of life and roll to my back, she jumps on my chest and licks my nose. every morning.

5. my shower has a curtain and a liner; the curtain hangs outside the tub and the liner inside. every time i pull aside the curtain/liner after a shower, rally is right there waiting. she meows and then jumps on the ledge of the tub and goes into the tunnel created by the curtain and the liner. she loves it in there! a few times she's slipped because of the moisture, giving me several minutes of amusement.

6. this might be a bit personal, but she's a cat, she'll never read this. every time she's finished in her box, she races out of there like a bat out of h-e-double-hockey-sticks. clean box, slightly dirty box, box in different locations, doesn't matter, she wants out.

7. when i'm on my computer for any length of time, she curls up on my lap (or chest, depending on how i'm sitting) and falls asleep. i don't think it's very comfortable for either of us but she wants to be close.

8. every night when i get home, she's at the top of the stairs (we have two sets, one up to the second floor and one down to the garage - i come in through the garage at night). as soon as she see's me, she meows and runs down the stairs to greet me. or trip me, whichever comes first.

ohmigosh, ohmigosh, ohmigosh

the great and powerful oz at weather.com is predicting snow on thursday. my first snow!!

free is in the eye of the beholder (experiment results)

so if you figure one roll of tp costs fifty cents then i received three free rolls of tp (in the form of three $0.50 coupons). they're fancy coupons, silver and foily.

i haven't figured out how much a cup of kitty food is worth so i'll just report that i received a coupon for $3.50 off my next purchase of a 3lb or larger bag of kitty food. they also sent me a pamphlet on pet nutrition.

nothing from the third company yet.

the biggest loser

warning: i don't want any over-reactive, concerned e-mails over this post; i'm just typing how i felt today.

i was home with a migraine headache today and couldn't do anything productive, it was not awesome. twelve plus hours after my day started, i felt well enough to pick up the apartment and play some music. 'i'm a loser' by the beatles began playing and i was struck by the poignancy of the lyrics. i think they're using 'loser' like the show, 'the biggest loser', that is, someone who loses something is a loser. my 'someone/her' is my illusion of control over my life.

i’m a loser and i lost someone who’s near to me
i’m a loser and i’m not what i appear to be
although i laugh and i act like a clown
beneath this mask i am wearing a frown
my tears are falling like rain from the sky
is it for her or myself that i cry

i’m a loser and i lost someone who’s near to me
i’m a loser and i’m not what i appear to be
what have i done to deserve such a fate
i realise i have left it too late
and so it’s true pride comes before a fall
i’m telling you so that you won’t lose all

i’m a loser and i lost someone who’s near to me
i’m a loser and i’m not what i appear to be

retraction

everyone should not write a blog.